for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
Hey hey you you I am single
Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire Gym Locations
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.
|—||Spork playing acnl|